I find zombies tolerable, particularly in comparison to that sappy breed of vampires we are currently subjected to. I think part of the reason is the lack of pretence and verbal skills on the part of the zombie. Their singular goal of consuming flesh without seducing, pontificating, manipulating, fighting or engaging their victims in any mindfully mindless way makes them modest and even endearing. On the other hand, I’m not terribly fond of gimmicky books even one where the gimmick is chiefly constructed through the presence of the undead. Consequently, I trudged through Pride and Prejudice and Zombies with some apprehension.
The book is principally composed of the original and only deviates through the injection of zombies into the plot. All the characters we know, love and despise, the Bennets, Mr.Darcy, the Bingleys, Mr. Collins, Wickham and Lady Catherine appear in somewhat modified avatars. England is in the throes of a strange plague which causes the dead to rise and seek the living to satiate their hunger for brains. “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains” we are told. The Bennet sisters have been trained in the deadly arts at the Shaolin temple in China and are entrusted by the king to keep Hertfordshire safe of the stricken. After the slaughter of the family resident at Netherfield Park, the estate is acquired by Mr.Bingley whose move to the county leads to events described in the original Pride and Prejudice. In Grahame-Smith’s version, Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy are among the best zombie-killing warriors in England and in each other, they find an antagonistic match. In response to Darcy’s proposal for marriage at the Collins’ cottage, Elizabeth pushes his face into the mantel and a protracted martial arts scene ensues. The strangest scene though is the showdown between Lady Catherine with her cohort of ninjas and Elizabeth at the Bennets’ dojo (yes, apparently they were all the rage in Regency England).
Contrived and silly as it sounds, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies turned out to be a fairly refreshing way to reconnect to Austen’s work. I read P&P in my early teens and since then my only connections to the novel have been the BBC miniseries with Colin Firth and the fairly recent film with Keira Knightley. Sadly, I wouldn’t have tolerated another reading were it not for the undead. I think it’s also a nifty way getting people who’d ordinarily find P&P dorky, to read a book which whilst being a ‘culturally apt’ parody, also exposes one to Austen’s writing, well for the most part.